What I absorbed from autobiographies was not how to be great so much as the littleness of the great.
All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.
Autobiographies tell more lies than all but the most self-indulgent fiction.
I like to read. Autobiographies.
I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.
Autobiographies ought to begin with Chapter Two.
[Autobiographies] are all the same - it's always rags-to-riches or I-slept-with-so-and-so. Damned if I'm going to say that.
I don't want to get into autobiographies, I don't want to talk about myself.
The surroundings householders crave are glorified autobiographies ghost-written by willing architects and interior designers who, like their clients, want to show off.
Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.
I don't think Trump reads. If he does, my guess is he's reading autobiographies of. . . I wonder if he's read Mein Kampf.
I love memoirs and autobiographies in general.
Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.
