And (cue music swell) motherhood turned out to be the most meaningful thing I've ever done with my life. Really.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
To me, love has always meant friendship.
I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
…He was always high on drugs. I was not a drug man, but in case I wanted to hide from myself for a few days, I knew I could get anything I wanted from him.
Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love?
Of all our faults, the one that we excuse most easily is idleness.
I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.