I swear in real life-probably too much-though I don't swear in front of my gran. We adapt to every situation.
The love of a parent, that connection, it's eternal.
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.
If it's not happening, write your own thing!
I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!
I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.
When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look under the carpet, guys, because there's lots of flaws underneath. Joanne believes my character in a film we did together, 'Mr. and Mrs. Bridge' comes closest to who I really am. I personally don't think there's one character who comes close. . . but I learned a long time ago not to disagree on things that I don't have a solid opinion about.
Hurt that's not supposed to show, and tears that fall when no one knows.
Remember that the past fifty years has been the age of the Big Bang cosmology. We have learnt to see all reality as a slow-motion explosion, as pouring itself out and passing away, as dissemination. We live in a postmodern epoch in which there is nothing absolute, nothing permanent and nothing substantial.
I'm very budget-minded myself, and it serves me well.