I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.
LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.
I feel like musicians have such a precarious place in the political discourse, because musicians are, sort of just by nature, people-pleasers.
I think people have been obsessed with the wrong question, which is, ‘How do we make people pay for music?’ What if we started asking, ‘How do we LET people pay for music?’
Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.
To-day is thine to spend, but not to-morrow; Counting on morrows breedeth bankrupt sorrow: O squander not this breath that Heaven hath lent thee; Make not too sure another breath to borrow.