Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself.
I guess I'll go to my grave as the Dodger, but at least I've made my mark on show-business history.
It's very hard not to let fame affect you because you are continually being told how good you are. After a while you begin to think there must be some truth in it because all those people can't be wrong.
At an age when most youngsters are preparing for their GCSEs, I was suddenly a jet-setter, briefly the toast of Hollywood and London's West End. My immature wishes and naive opinions were treated with respect.
Until I was diagnosed with mouth cancer, I'd never heard of it.
I look at what I've gone through in my career and I really shouldn't be talking to you now. I should be dead ten times over.
My lifestyle had made me a walking time bomb.
I didn't come back for the money. I just got sick of beating people up for free.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
This dying forces you to look into yourself. And in this, compassion is the only way. Love is the only way.
We're not making up merit scores for ourselves. We're making up merit scores so that we can be reborn in a situation where we can really live to benefit ourselves and others.