Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an … - Nicole Hollander

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Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

Nicole Hollander

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

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