Love is our human miracle.
Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.
I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.
I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.
People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.
We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
Or. I hate that word. It’s two letters long and stuffed to the gills with reasonable doubt.
What urge will save us now that sex won't?
When you automate an industry you modernize it; when you automate a life you primitivize it.
I do a lot of to-dos and a lot of lists. I realized I had to make room for joy. So I added "to feel" items on my to-do list. That's something you can easily do.