Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint.
Anorexics never have boyfriends. . . . That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.
In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.
Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
In a comprehensive study of all public multiple shooting incidents in America between 1977 and 1999, economists John Lott and Bill Landes found that the only public policy that reduced both the incidence and casualties of such shootings were concealed-carry laws. Not only are there 60 percent fewer gun massacres after states adopt concealed-carry laws, but the death and injury rate of such rampages are reduced by 80 percent.
Once we have the infrastructure in Africa, it should not be blocked by borders.
Can I give a little advice to the old man on Capitol Hill? Stop saying teabagger. Ask your younger staffers what it means.
Elegance does not catch the eye. It stays in memory.
It is the very wantonness of folly for a man to search out the frets and burdens of his calling and give his mind every day to a consideration of them. They belong to human life. They are inevitable. Brooding only gives them strength.