Russell Edward Brand (born 4 June 1975) is an English comedian, actor, radio host, author, and activist.
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
As a producer, you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems.
When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick and powerless. It is difficult to suffer the selfishness of a drug addict who will lie to you and steal from you and forgive them and offer them help. Can there be any other disease that renders its victims so unappealing? Would Great Ormond Street be so attractive a cause if its beds were riddled with obnoxious little criminals that had “brought it on themselves?
I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.
Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.
The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God