If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard.
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one.
If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return.
Eudora Welty
Hee-seop Choi
Wally Wood
Brady Quinn
Blake Shelton
Claudio Simonetti
Mark Boone Junior
Craig Gillespie
Ring Lardner
Bill Griffith
Stark Young
Ejnar Hertzsprung