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Jennifer Crusie (born 1949) is a pseudonym for Jennifer Smith, a bestselling and award winning author of contemporary romance novels. She has written more than twenty novels, which have been published in 20 countries.

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Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

Away, Cream, Ice Cream, Talking, Thinking, Work

Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you which would be fine if I didn't fall in love with you but there that is, just standing there, and you know it, you know you've got me.

Crazy, Fall, Falling In Love, Love You, Plans

It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine. "-Cynthia "Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear. "-Liza "No. But it does help with the self-pity. "- Cynthia

Fun, Help, People, Problem, Problems, Self

Real life doesn't have to suck.

Life, Real, Real Life, Suck

You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?

Kids, Meat, Remind, Right, Says, Twenties

Say, ‘Thank you, Phin. ’ ” “Oh, please. ” “Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ” “I don’t think so. ” “Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin. ’ ” “I’m out of here.

Lover, Lovers, Phin, Saying Thank You, Think, Thinking

no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.

Believe, Different, Entirely, Kissing, Pep, Toads

If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

Enough, Failed, Hard, Havens, Trying

What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf. " "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.

Cal, Grow, Growing Up, Like, Men, Self

I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

Alive, Blood, Want, Zack

In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

Home, Kept, Men, New Day, Stay

Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me," Cal said. "I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its heel right now. " "I have lunch at my desk," Min began, and thought,Oh, for crying out loud, could I beany more pathetic ? "Emilio is experimenting with a lunch menu. He needs you. I need you.

Cal, Desk, Gun, Loud, Lunch, Needs

Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture

Carried, Daughter, Home, Married, Mother

Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.

Back, Bars, Dresses, Mind, Sophies, Spared

That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)

Concentrate, Donors, Father, Forget, Hes

This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.

Roger, Seriously, Twelve, Woman, Years

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

Apples, Ceased, Dumb, Paradise, Work

A bar would not be a good career move for you.

Bar, Bars, Career, Careers, Good, Moving

Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you're going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that's who you're going to be rejecting.

Good, Leaving, Love, Nobody, Real

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

Drink, Just Realized, Realized, Slept, Tables

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