Florence Virginia King (January 5, 1936 – January 6, 2016) was an American novelist, essayist and columnist.
Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him.
It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.
In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.