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Demetri Martin Biography

Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, artist and musician. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery.

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I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips. . . but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

Book, Different, Nibs, Nice, Think, Thinking

How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.

Asshole, Bouncer, Door, Doors, Stand

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

Deaf, Hands, Rude, Talk, Wonder

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

Gun, Like, Right, Talk, Trying, Water

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