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Dan Quisenberry

Daniel Raymond "Quiz" Quisenberry (/ˈkwɪzənbɛri/; February 7, 1953 – September 30, 1998) was an American right-handed relief pitcher in Major League Baseball who played primarily for the Kansas City Royals. Notable for his submarine-style pitching delivery and his humorous quotes, he led the American League in saves a record five times (1980, 1982–85), and retired in 1990 with 244 saves, then the 6th-highest total in major league history.

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He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.

Baseball, Fact, Like, Player, Sound

Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard.

Chute, Enemy, Games, Hazards, Inning, Open

Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

Fastball, Fastballs, Fear, Losing, Pitcher, Pitchers

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

Bugs, Littles, Pitchers, Sinkerball, Thing, Wonderful

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

Fire, Gun, Manager, Relief, Takes

I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

Forecasting, Future, Longer, Present, Seen, Time

I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw.

Became, Delivery, Flaw, Flaws, Found, Pitcher

They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.

American, Angel, California, Problem, Stars, Team

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

Burrowing, Los Angeles, Loser, Reggie, Way

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

Helping, Pitcher, Relief, Stupid

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

Lasts, Movie, Options, Year, Years

It's easy to enjoy your job and enjoy other people when things are going good. When you're faced with adversity is when the character of men is measured. There's a Mennonite proverb, 'Man, like a tree, is measured best when cut down. '

Character, Down, Good, Jobs, Sports, Tree

Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That's a fifth of a pregnancy.

Life, Pregnancy, Real, Strikes, Week

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

Attention, Baseball, Home, Player

Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss.

Eulogists, Jobs, Loss, Poem, Poet

I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most valuable player of a league. We only play in maybe half of the games. Being a relief pitcher means part-time employment. We're bench players, and bench players shouldn't be M. V. P.

Good, Jobs, Mean, Players, Real, Valuable

When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.

Amphetamines, Clubhouse, Found, League, Stronger

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

Baseball, Best Things, Homework, Thing

The future is much like the present, only longer.

Inspirational, Like, Longer, Motivational Sports, Present, Sports