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Cheri Oteri Biography

Cheri Oteri (born Cheryl Ann O'Teari; September 19, 1962) is an American comic actress and a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 2000.

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The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.

Accident, Car, Like, Looked, Makeup, Said

When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.

Breasts, Girl, Laugh, Man, Mean, Men

Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s Italian-owned and I don’t want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from food poisoning. All the blood vessels in my eyes were broken, and the blood vessels in my face. I did not sleep. I walked into the audition and the makeup person said, ‘Oh my God, what happened to you?’ I looked like I was in a car accident.

Accident, Ended, Eye, Italian, Night, Sleep

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Lauren Bacall

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Maria Sharapova

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Ashwin Sanghi

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C. N. Annadurai

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Ricardo Liborio

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T. Berry Brazelton

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Syun-Ichi Akasofu

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Dmitri Mendeleev

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Garret John LoPorto

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Philip Yancey