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Bruce McCall (born 1935) is a Canadian author and illustrator, best known for his frequent contributions to The New Yorker.

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If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up. "

Attitude, Distilled, Neighbor, Phrases, Shut Up, Single

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

Barbra, Celebrate, Celebrates, Golf, Streisand

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Bring, Dog, Dogs, Golf, Men, Played

Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.

Brother, Golf, Leather, Slip, Sports, Way

If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up. " The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. . . . They were forever busting their buttons in spasms of insufferable yahoo pride or all too publicly agonizing over their crises.

Attitude, Buttons, Ideas, Legend, Neighbor, Pride

I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.

Admirer, Because I Can, Cartoon, Cartoons

Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.

Course, Funny, Humorist, Kids, Scared, School

You can parody almost anything.

Parody

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Dream, Easy, Golf, Presbyterian, See, Self

Fujiwara no Teika

Fujiwara no Teika

Cynthia Kauffman

Cynthia Kauffman

Guity Novin

Guity Novin

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Charlie Brotman

Charlie Brotman

John Cassian

John Cassian

Daron Malakian

Daron Malakian

Hee-seop Choi

Hee-seop Choi

Ralph Washington Sockman

Ralph Washington Sockman

Desire-Joseph Mercier

Desire-Joseph Mercier

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson

Nathan Huggins

Nathan Huggins