Brad Williams may refer to:
Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.
I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets. "
Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people. " It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do.
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to do shows for the troops all over the Middle East, and I actually went to China recently and did shows, not for the troops, but just for local Chinese people, and Americans that have moved there, and things like that. It was fantastic. They got it. They're way smarter than we give them credit for.
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go too far?" or "Comedian offends. " It's like, "Really? Comedian?" A person that's supposed to make funny and make silly and historically was the only person who was allowed to make fun of the king? We're the ones that you're taking seriously?
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C. K. , Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.
Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over. " That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done. "
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.