Rule No. 37 The whiter the bread, the sooner you’ll be dead.
And whiter grows the foam, The small moon lightens more; And as I turn me home, My shadow walks before.
He is fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For his body I would give my soul, and for his love I would surrender heaven.
"The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead" because white bread lacks vitamin E and lecithin.
Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?
You cant get much whiter than me.