It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.
I would absolutely authorize something beyond waterboarding. And believe me, it will be effective.
We're going to do things beyond waterboarding perhaps, if that happens to come.
Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.
I was a big supporter of waterboarding. I was a big supporter of the enhanced interrogation techniques.
I have spoken to people in intelligence. And they are big believers in, as an example, waterboarding. Because they say it does work. It does work.
If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.
Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.