No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard. ” Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. “I am not threatening the king, ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, Timett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him. ” The dwarf smiled. “Now that was a threat, ser. See the difference?
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.
Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
Littlefinger: A trade envoy from Lys once observed to me that Lord Stannis must love his daughter very well, since he'd erected hundreds of statues of her all along the walls of Dragonstone. Tyrion: My lord, those are gargoyles.
Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'' ''It was your blade I needed'' Tyrion said, ''not your love.
Truly, sister, you were born to be a widow. (Tyrion to Cersei)
Remember, whatever the price. . . I'll beat it! I like living! Tyrion Lannister
I spent a lot of time [between takes] apologising to Peter Dinklage [Dance's on-screen son, Tyrion Lannister] because I treat him appallingly.
One of your northmen hit me with a morningstar during the battle on the Green Fork. I escaped him by falling off my horse. (Tyrion)
Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue.
Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast it in the fire. " "What, no goats?" Tyrion said, taking a bite of his cheese.
The Gods give with one hand and take with the other.
Sooner would be better than later, and now would be better than sooner. " - Tyrion
Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs. " And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.
