Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
I’m not a Twinkie lover. I don’t do sugar or dairy either.
I'm not going to die glamorously. I'll probably be eating a Twinkie, take a bite, and fall over.
The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.