It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river. '
But we were all feeling that bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.
I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through the tabloids for shagging people you shouldn't have shagged, then that probably made me shy away a bit more from giving too much away.