I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.
I wish to say what I think and feel today, with the proviso that tomorrow perhaps I shall contradict it all.
CANNOT BELIEVE BOTH GOSPEL AND EVOLUTION. I say most emphatically, you cannot believe in this theory of the origin of man, and at the same time accept the plan of salvation as set forth by the Lord our God. You must choose the one and reject the other, for they are in direct conflict and there is a gulf separating them which is so great that it cannot be bridged, no matter how much one may try to do so.
The Bible is not interested in arguing, because if you state a thesis of belief you have already stated it's opposite; if you say, I believe in God, you have already suggested the possibility of not believing in him. [p. 250]
Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.
Fame is protection if you go to a scary place. Fame is fun. A lot of people don't say anything and you don't know they know who you are.
Drugs are horrible; I say no to drugs. I've never done drugs in my life.
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, Who do you think you are?
As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
I am hesitant to say this about [Barack] Obama. Obama is a bad man in terms of the Constitution.
It is no more expected of most producers to read a book than it is, say, of Ted Williams to dust off home plate.
Great writers say things that are so beautiful, the very act of repeating them makes life itself more beautiful.
Shortly after her nomination was announced,[Betsy] DeVos tweeted, almost as if she had forgotten something important to say. And she said, I am not a supporter of the Common Core. Sandy Kress predicts that debate will die down soon enough.
It's very bizarre though when you get hired and then the director will say, "I know how this goes. " And you're thinking, "Wait a minute, I thought that I was doing this" but basically what they really want, especially if they wrote it, is they want you to do it as they imagined it. It's virtually impossible.
People a lot of times say that you know it must be hard to direct yourself. That's a myth. It's easier to direct yourself. There's no middle man, you know.
If one could only say just once: 'this is clear', all would be saved
Leaders of the world's religions said, 'What do you think about what I teach?' Jesus said, 'Who do you say I am?'(Luke 9:20)
To other Canadians who are on journeys to defeat cancer and to live their lives, I say this: please don't be discouraged that my own journey hasn't gone as well as I had hoped. You must not lose your own hope.
I do want to say, though, in terms of the people who are coming to see [Donald Trump], how thrilling it was to turn the corner and see people from entertainment, from the private sector, people of different races and ethnicities.
Life is short. That's all there is to say. Get what you can from the present - thoughtfully, justly.
