Only psychos and shamans create their own reality
I'd love to teach a self-defense class for ladies, specifically about running away from psychos in masks chasing them with chainsaws.
Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me
You want to meet a bunch of really friendly people? Go to a Slayer concert. There'll be some real psychos there, but most of those people will take care of each other.