Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do.
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave.