Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!
Clothes are not Botox. Wearing a miniskirt does not take 10 years off your face.
The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to.
I was a fashion addict by the time I was 11 years old. I'd wear a miniskirt and patent-leather boots.
You would never catch me in a miniskirt.