We have a puppy named Lucy. . . two cats. . . goldfish. . . and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.
Only a magician can fix a head on a body, but any fool can lop it off.
When I'm frustrated that I'm not doing well in a tournament I cut my own hair, just lop it all off. I've probably made a right mess of it, but luckily I wear a cap when I play.