Life is a hailstorm of distractions. It's not the monster that stops us but the mosquito.
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.
I am the hailstorm that shall break the heads of those who do not take shelter.
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.