In the world of perpetual outrage, people cannot see the difference between deflated footballs, a dead lion, and dismembered babies.
I didn't alter the footballs in any way
Ah yes, the gods use us mortals as footballs!
I think we all know that quarterbacks, kickers, specialists have certain preferences on footballs. They know a lot more about it than I do. They're a lot more sensitive to it than I am.
Tom's [Brady] personal preferences on his footballs are something he can take about in much better detail and information than I could possibly provide.
We never use the condition of the footballs as an excuse. We play with whatever or kick with whatever we have to use and that's the way it is.
When those nerf footballs get wet though then they actually do get heavy.