I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I am not the least afraid to die
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.