Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
Clever is the eunuch version of funny.
Critics of art are like eunuchs in harem. They see how it's done when the men come to see the women, but they can't do it themselves.
Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.
It kills me to be time's eunuch and never to beget.
Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
God knows, people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp-following eunuchs of literature.