Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Do not be thoughtless, always be mindful, watch your thoughts! Draw yourself out of the path of evil, like an elephant sunk in mud.
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy; his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure.
He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
The strongest animals on earth are plant eaters. Every creature we've enlisted to do the work we couldn't handle - the horse, donkey, elephant, camel, water buffalo, ox, yak - is an herbivore. . . whose huge muscles were built from plant protein, and whose strong bones got that way, and stayed that way, from grazing on grass and eating other vegetables.
OK, the rule is, you can [make love to] an elephant if you want to, but if you do you can't cover the circus.
Let's point out the elephant in the room: Actor bands are not notoriously successful enterprises. I can't think of any.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . .
I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great.
Did I ever say an engagement was an elephant, madam?
If you've got a great crew it's intense, but its quite short. 'The Elephant Man' was longer than most, for an independent film. That was a 14 week film. But it was because of the intrinsic difficulties. We had to invent a different way of filming, because the makeup was so long. A working day for me with a full makeup on was nineteen hours. So obviously you couldn't do that twice running.
While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.