I love the valiant; but it is not enough to wield a broadsword, one must also know against whom.
Hey, I can cook. " "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest. " "I've never had any complaints. " "Given the infants you date, I'm not surprised. You could serve them sawdust and they'd eat it with a smile, dazzled by the swing of your broadsword. " "What do you know about the swing of my broadsword?" "More than I care to. Women talk. " Which shut him up, as he started wondering who'd said what.