Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger.
Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.
Last week a former Royal Marine who is the boyfriend of the model Kelly Brooks crashed into a bus stop while driving a van carrying a load of dead badgers. I mention this solely to remind you that linguists are not kidding when they say … that your command of English enables you to understand sentences that have never occurred before in the entire history of the human species.
I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change. We hold on.
My first serious project was photographing badgers - very, very difficult as they are shy and nocturnal.
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Badgers know where their strength lies. Do you?
Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering to the badgers.
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.
