And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
Asthmatic immigrant learns to breathe by writing.
It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words.