I need a soul mate so that I can be who I am, naked. I want there to be someone who picks up my heavy, bleeding heart and takes it somewhere safe and warm.
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials. . . I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach. ' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.