Thomas Douglas Selkirk Duff (born December 8, 1952) is a computer programmer.
With diligence it is possible to make anything run slowly.
Whenever possible, steal code.
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3. 155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Shared libraries are the work of the devil, the one true sign that the apocalypse is at hand.
Nobody really knows what the Bourne shell's grammar is. Even examination of the source code is little help.
Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer.
The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatably [on the simplest example possible].
Lynda Bellingham
Peter Damian
Ada Cambridge
Elaine A. Cannon
Herb Alpert
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Niels Henrik Abel
Masataka Taketsuru
Arthur Melvin Okun
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