Not to be confused with the other Senator McCarthy, Joseph McCarthy.
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.
The mortician interviewing the corpses
If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency.
An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Remember that the worst accidents occur in the middle of the road.
I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel.
The difference between Carter and [Ted] Kennedy: Carter has this vague religion which he believes in strongly, while Kennedy has this strong religion which he believes in vaguely.
If you're in the penaut business you learn to think small.
One thing about a pig, he thinks he's warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one's nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics.
Anything said three times in Washington becomes a fact.