I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.
I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.
The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance.