Men of Virginia, countrymen of Washington, of Patrick Henry, of Jefferson, and of Madison, will ye be true to your constitutional faith?
How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?
I want to play a show at Madison Square Garden in New York, which is where the New York Knicks play. That's what I want.
I want to say to you is that James Madison and Thomas Jefferson did not intend to drive a stake in the heart of religion and to drive it out of our public life. What they intended to do was to set up a system so that we could bring religion into our public life and into our private life without any of us telling the other what to do.
Kids, Madison Avenue is lying to you. Your parents are lying to you. The president is lying to you.
What is self-image? Who started talking about one? I rather fancy it was Madison Avenue.
I think Joe [Madison] is right. What we have to do is call him out on every one of these things and then maybe somebody will take the sweet machine away from him.
Madison Avenue is afraid of the dark.
With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert. I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.