You don't know what a semi-colon does. . . sort of like my act.
Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.
I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II. . . I don't really remember much. . . there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong.
I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.
Ross Bleckner
Paula Deen
Rafael van der Vaart
Rebecca Black
Claire Cook
Elisha Gray
Peter Bone
Dornford Yates
Jacques Delors
Ray Charles
Tara Hunt
Charlie Siem