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Jonathan Daniel "Jon" Glaser (born June 20, 1968) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He is best known for his work as a writer and sketch performer for many years on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, creating and starring in the Adult Swim series Delocated and Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter as well as the truTV series Jon Glaser Loves Gear.

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I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

Fun, Reality, Set, Show, Thinking

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

Audience, Engaging, Fourth, Wall

For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity.

Ideas, Might, Perception, Single, Specific

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

Changing, Changing The World, Exclamation, Exclamation Points, Point, World

It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.

Audience, Taking, Theater, Viewer, Viewers

I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

Children, People, Sake, Thinking, Wrong

I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

Fine, Happens, Having, Mind, Recognition

I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. Everything has gone well for me. I've never had a project fail. Everywhere I go, it's "What's up, Smooth Sailing?! How are the seas today, buddy?" I'm like, "Calm as can be!"

Buddy, Community, Sailing, Today

I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

Feels, Forget, Forgetting, Like, Things

I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

Beautiful, Inner, Opportunity, Rear, Right, Waiting

I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.

Causes, Community, Everything, Known, Smooth Sailing, Sort

Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.

Cast, Character, Crew, Stupidity

For the most part, people don't know who I am.

Know, Knows, Part, People, Who I Am

"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy. " "Jolly Jon. " "Fun Jon. " There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon. " Some people took "Smooth Sailing" and "Fun Jon" and made "Smooth Jon. " That's a good one. It's just starting to catch on with the general public. Just every now and then, "Hey! Smooth Jon!" Or "You're Smooth Jon, right?!" People aren't quite sure. I'm like, "Yeah. " "Okay, cool, that's what I thought!"

Fun, Guy, People, Right, Thought

What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

Art, Beautiful, May, Maybe, Violent

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

Ifs

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

Night, Stupid, Times, Tvs, Writers