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Chuck Palahniuk

Charles Michael Palahniuk (/ˈpɔːlənɪk/) (born February 21, 1962) is an American novelist and freelance journalist, who describes his work as "transgressional" fiction. He is the author of the award-winning novel Fight Club, which also was made into a popular film of the same name.

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Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

Assumption, Assumptions, Civilization, Importance, Material, Reject

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

Insomnia, Months, Real, Sleep

During the First World War, I told her, Hitler had been a runner, delivering messages between the German trenches, and he was disgusted by seeing his fellow soldiers visit French brothels. To keep the Aryan bloodlines pure,and prevent the spread of venereal disease, he commissioned an inflatable doll that Nazi troops could take into battle. Hitler himself designed the dolls to have blond hair and large breasts. The Allied firebombing of Dresden destroyed the factory before the dolls could ever go into wide distribution.

War, Hair, Soldier, Aryan, Take, Large

Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.

Choke, Imagine, Nothing, Perfect

I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them.

Ideas, Inventory, People, Present, Sort

I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

Forever, Good, Good Friend, Savior, Want

I want to have your abortion.

Abortion, Want

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night.

Halloween, Night, Product, Terrible, Thinking

After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.

Enemy, Enough, Long, World

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

Cake, Concrete, Laughing, Pictures, Smile, Would Be

Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself. Ghoulie or ghosty or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.

Angel, Ghoulie, Hands, Long, Spirit

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.

Barbie Dolls, Car, Vacuums, Products, Cleaner

I'm fascinated by the whole issue of arousal addiction, which seems to be mostly a problem for young men.

Men, Issues, Addiction, Problem, Young, Whole

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