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Bobby Slayton Biography

Robert Michael Slayton (born May 25, 1955) is an American actor, voice actor, and stand-up comedian sometimes referred to as "The Pitbull of Comedy" or "Yid Vicious". Slayton is probably best known for a supporting role in the 2001 film Bandits, and as a frequent guest on The Adam Carolla Show.

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A lot of these kids have no fathers, and they want to be gangsters. They don't believe in God and have no faith in anything but their own instincts. Boxing provides a way for them to express themselves in a positive way, and I'm happy to be able to help them.

Believe, Boxing, Father, Happy, Instincts, Kids

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

Fun, Laugh, Laughing, Make, People

You know who doesn't get the death penalty? Crazy people. That's a defense in America. My client's crazy. He doesn't know what he did. Fine, then he doesn't know we're gonna kill him. If a guy's that retard, you put him the electric chair and tell him it's a ride.

America, Crazy, Penalty, People, Tell

We have blacks and whites, Jews and Arabs, Serbs and Croats, and Filipinos and Vietnamese here. At the end of the day, everyone is each other's brother.

Blacks, Brother, Croats, Ends, The End Of The Day, Whites

Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.

Bags, Mind, Psychology, Right, Stuff

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Samuel Chase

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Ken Blackwell

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Marion Bartoli

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Richard Henry Wilde

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Elena Anaya

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