I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.
We like to think that our parents made a decision to bring us into the world.
I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.
I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.
Mothers are doing a better job talking about risk, danger, reproduction, consent, unwanted pregnancy. We're not talking about how to balance the risks and joys and we're really not talking about the joys.
With issues like our country's teen-age pregnancy rate, fashion's importance ranks right up there with cleaning your ears. Except right before going on television to talk about teen-age pregnancy rates, when all I can think of is what I'm going to wear.
But I would say if the Security Council is only relevant if it agrees with the United States, then we have come a long way in a direction that I do not like very much.
One of the first things I did was interview the President of the United States. Some people work their whole lives and can't interview someone of that stature.
I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
The development of a long-term sterilizing capsule that could be implanted under the skin and removed when pregnancy is desired opens additional possibilities for coercive fertility control. The capsule could be implanted at puberty and might be removable, with official permission, for a limited number of births.
But I think it is a serious issue to wonder about the other platonic absolutes of say beauty and morality.
Mercury emissions will continue to harm the environment and to endanger the health of children and pregnant women, until this Administration puts public health before politics.
Parents are like shuttles on a loom. They join the threads of the past with threads of the future and leave their own bright patterns as they go.
I will say A Pea in the Pod saved my life - at the end of my pregnancy. I even wear their tanks now to work out in because they're really long.
Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it's forever-changing, both mentally and physically.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
