I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
I had to keep the text pretty spare compared to what I would typically do in a picture book. My picture books have a lot of little jokes and asides that aren't necessarily part of the main story.
What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as Donald Trump. We've made fun of his hair for 30 years. It's still the same if not worse. There's nothing we could really say about him.
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
I don't suppose God laughs at the people who think He doesn't exist. He's above jokes. But the devil isn't. That's one of his most endearing qualities.
Call me Meier," Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke.
I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an employer.
I never told a joke in my life.
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
One can make a joke, but one can't be one.
I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes.
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.
Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do.
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
I literally cannot remember one joke.
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
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