If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing.
A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932. . . and 50 million people died as a result. . . what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.
It was really bizarre. I was learning how to be a black guy from a white guy pretending to be a black man.
It takes a smart guy to play dumb.
I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight.
I'm not a tough guy. I'm just delivering the truth and only the truth and if you can't deal with it, too bad.
I'm a very routine-oriented guy.
I'm not necessarily intimidated by really jocky guys. I can talk football with them, you know what I mean?
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
I'm never going to be the lead actor guy. I'm real quiet and real happy and real fortunate to keep working. It's what I do. It's like the circus. I ran away and joined it a long time ago.
As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me.
I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is under a microscope.
Do you guys remember that time when we were all definitely going to die and then Ben grabbed the steering wheel and dodged a ginormous freaking cow and spun the car like the teacups at Disney World and we didn't die?
I'm not the guy who's afraid of failure. I like to take risks, take the big shot and all that.
Every day I live by only one rule, be a good guy.
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.
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