There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
Being a lady is an attitude.
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.
It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.
Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Everyone has their own sound, and if you're heard enough, folks will come to recognize it. Style however, is a different thing. Try to express your own ideas. It's much more difficult to do, but the rewards are there if you're good enough to pull it off.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse.
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Blogging is good for your career. A well-executed blog sets you apart as an expert in your field.
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Did you play? It sounded very good.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny. "
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
