I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The Kenyans haven't done much in the last two games, in fact they haven't competed since 1972
A Complicated Kindness is just that: funny and strange, spellbinding and heartbreaking, this novel is a complicated kindness from a terrifically talented writer.
It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
I think one of the things I was most interested in finding out was how differently we approached our work. And my reality was that we didn't approach it very differently at all, which was funny.
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
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