My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
Writing is the great skill, the creative skill. The acting is more an interpretative skill. And the thrill for me is the moment when I think of something. And then the challenge is how to get that funny idea to work in terms of the structure and that kind of thing, which is - and that's what I really love doing.
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.
Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.
Sailing is a completely new sport for me and I wasn't sure what to expect but I've definitely got the bug.
I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.
Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Those who want to row on the ocean of human knowledge do not get far, and the storm drives those out of their course who set sail.
Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
