Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love.
I don't understand shopping, it doesn't make any sense to me. As guys, we decide we want something and then we go out and buy it. Women go to the store having no idea what they're going to buy, or what they're even doing, it's like a whole different sport. It's like going to a football game to maybe watch a game. I don't get it.
When I was 10, I knew there was something different about me. Everyone was football-mad, but I just wanted to watch musicals and see art.
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.
I love playing football but I am like everyone else, I hate losing and love winning.
Great striking partnerships come in pairs.
You come here to Anfield, you stand there and listen to that crowd, and it's the greatest sight in football.
I've always just loved to play football, even if it was street football, like razzle-dazzle.
[Football is] a game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity.
Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don't confuse him with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio. That's urban quagmire.
I want to keep winning, the hell with the record.
The Steelers drafted guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than me, but they never found one who could take my job away from me.
I know I probably never will win the league MVP or passing title. That is not why I play the game. I try to win football games and championships.
America needs football. It's a real blue-collar sport; it's played with a blue-collar mentality, a mentality that's the backbone of this country.
Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team?
Sir John Hall was a multi-millionaire when I came back to Newcastle. With all the players I've bought, I'm trying to make him just an ordinary millionaire.
Winning all the time is not necessarily good.
Earning my college degree. It was a promise I made to my parents. I understand that football is only a certain time in my life, and my degree will help me sustain my life well past football. I was so proud of that, and the amount of work I put into it.
I find it embarrassing when people compare me to Maradona. How can they? There is only one Maradona. People who say this just have no idea, they don't know what they are talking about. Diego was a complete one-off who will never have an equal on the football pitch. No-one, I repeat no-one, could have transformed teams like he did. Maradona was the world's greatest-ever player while I'm just an apprentice.
I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.