I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.
After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
Is this chicken or is this fish?
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens
After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter, but I have standards.
Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.
It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.
[My favorite dish to cook] is fried chicken, and by the way I'm good at it, too. I make really good fried chicken.
One of the tough things about being an actor, probably the hardest thing, is getting your foot in the door, and my father handled that for me at a very early age. It's funny, I get an image of the thing with eggs and chickens where, when the egg is getting ready to hatch, the little chicken will start to peck at the shell a little bit, and the mom will hear that and start to peck at the shell from the outside, and they're both kind of working together.
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
call it chicken salad
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.
When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.
The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.
